HOW MUCH DO YOU GIVE A SHIT?
Do you care about stuff?
How often do you shrug your shoulders?
All the time, almost every time I open my mouth to speak!
Regularly, several times a day
At least once a week
Shrugging is for the weak!
There is a homeless person begging for change, you:
Dont even notice, who cares anyway
Hand them a half eaten cheese burger
Give them your empty maccas cup, they collect that shit dont they?
Give them $@ and ask them not to spend it on booze
Invite them to your house and try and save them
Look around to make sure nobody is watching and slip them a $20
How often do you speak with your family?
Pfftt who cares?!
Special occasions, birthdays, xmas etc
Whenever they call me
Alot, like once or twice a week
Every single day!
Maybe once a week, I cant handle too much!
There is a bug in your takeaway food, you:
Eat it anyway, bug and all
Flick the bug off and eat the takeaway
Throw the whole thing in the bin, and buy another one
Think about taking it back, but bin it, and never go there again
Cry because the bug is dead, and you really wanted that takeaway
Return to the counter and politely ask for a refund
When you see a cute baby animal in a pet store you:
Shrug and start txting someone about the weekend
Wonder if they are getting looked after properly
Tap the glass a little then go and get lunch
Feel emotional, they would make a fabulous accessory
Get all gooey inside and try to "rescue" them all from the pet store
Look for a little while then get on with your day