What sort of person are you?
Are you a man or a mouse? A Beast or a push-around?
How many times a week do you go to the gym?
You see 5 chavs walking towards you on the same path.. You..
You head towards them, steeling yourself for a fight
You carry on, read to call one of them a twat when he wacks into you
You carry on the same path, ready to say twats in an undertone as they walk past
You think "shit" in your head, keep your head down and say nothing.
You cross the road, hoping they dont notice and follow.
You dive into the nearest bush until they go past.
A group of chavs are drinking and shouting at an old granny.. you..
Go straight over, punch the lead guy in the face and offer the rest up for a fight
You go over and shout at the lead guy, ready to use force if necessary
go over and tell them they need to stop. Your not sure about hitting the lead guy though...
go over and calmly explain that what they are doing is wrong, and they need to stop.
cross the road and ignore whats going on.
are the person being shouted at.
Would you attempt to disarm 1 chav with a knife?
Definately, I can take a knife
Yeah, Im confident I can get it off him
Yeah, but only for the safety of others
Yeah, he wont use it. I have enough faith in society
No, Its too risky
Ill probably be the person with the knife held to them...
Whats your favourite drink?
Sherry (with a straw)
How many fights have you gotten into?
More than I can remember
A fair few. 10+
5+. I prefer not to fight
1 or 2. All at school
AH YEAH HUNDREDS, LIKE THOUSANDS, YEAH IM A PROPER LIL HARDNUT. YOU WANNA EFFING FIGHT YEH?
I pulled a girls hair in pre school, thats about it..
So eh, how many of those fights have you won?
Pretty much all of them
Most, lost a few, but Ive learnt from the experience.
Its about 50/50
Ive lost more than I won.
Jesus, those muggers were hench. I didn't have a chance!
Erm... the girl kicked my arse after I pulled her hair...