How Derry Are You?
How Derry are you hi Mucker?
Yer blocked after a night in the stardust...what do you do?
I've never been to the stardust.
I've Been dey the stardust but wey me ma wen a wuz younger. .
Am fuckin steamin hi mucks, Ye reckon we'd get a c.o in the bog in?
Phone a taxi politely and get it back to strathfoyle.
Ye see the naps on yer man? awh what hi?
You're walking through your street and a wop of louts ask you to go into the offy for them....you?
Ignore them and walk on.
Say no Baller hi mucks, and stroke em.
You go to the offy for them and enjoy your night
Ye say "I know yer da hi wee shaumpy!" and watch em bail
Phone the police.
Your going to sign on and you're 13 in queue, what do you do?
I've never signed on, I don't know.
Chance yer arm at a budget loan form
Sit with your headphones in listening to trance dead loud playing wey yer phone.
Go outside for a fag and miss your ticket being called and have de wait longer.
Be ragin and hope that when your time comes they don't ask ye nahin.
Where would you say you're from in Derry?
Rosemount but was brought up somewhere else.
What school did you go to?
Or wan a them weirdo waterside wans.
You've 4.50 left afder a night out, do ye?...
I wouldn't have been out getting drunk.
Frankie Ramseys fry.
Wait patiently at bradleys for a taxi.
Stroke a taxi outside wer xtravision used de be
A don't have no money left a spent be dole on wangs an Buckfast
Yer waitin fir a bus at foyle street, Do you?
Sit patiently and quietly waiting for it to arrive
I wouldn't be gittin the bus am skint
I wouldn't dare get the bus, it's for scallys,
Start kicking the bus stop wey me mucks fir the craic.
Go dey bus stop stores and buy a scratch card and have de walk home
Ye fir out the nite?
Have you ever got a Crisis Loan?
I've never signed on
awk fuck aye mucks, About twenty a them
Once or Twice when i was Stuck
A try every day,
Only when i first signed on.
When you're in the bar do you?
I don't go to the bar
Sit wey me mates and have a good time together
Git Steamboat and boke on somefin
Git inde a fight wey at wan who went wey yer ex
Get turned away cause yer barred for sniffin in the bogs.