What sort of personality do you have?
What sort of person are you; depressed, living saint...
You're walking down the school corridor and you see someone crying:
Screw them, whatever it is it can't be that bad
Give them a hug, try everything to make them feel better
Ask them what's wrong, then think of a brilliant solution to their problem
Tell them one of your best jokes to make them feel better
Ask them what's wrong then go and shout in public at the bastard that made them sad!
Sit down, give them some chocolate, and listen to all their troubles
Just walk by, it's really none of your business anyway...
You go to a friend's party, what do you do?
Don't go, parties are for posers!
Spend the evening getting people drinks and laughing at their crap jokes
See someone looking a bit out of place and introduce them to all your friends
Cut some awesome dance moves, tell some great jokes, hey, we're here to have fun aren't we?
Stand with "the cool crowd" and try to get noticed.
Listen to whoever gets pissed and thinks they've found a new friend tell them all their problems...then give them some chocolate
Just stand in the corner, maybe have a drink...this isn't really your scene...
Your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend asks you id you want to hook up some time:
Fun, fun, fun! Come on, they can't have a very good relationship anyway
Shame on them! You'll have no part in it! But don't tell your friend either...it's not your place
Ask them why they want to cheat on their bf/gf and then help them sort out their relationship
Fix up a hot date for them and your friend
Tell everyone who will listen that they are cheating on their bf/gf (maybe leaving out exactly who it is they're cheating with...)
Let your friend no that their relationship is dead, then give them some chocolate, and listen to all their troubles
Quickly say no then hurry off and try to pretend it never happened
You're eating a chocolate bar and a friend is looking at it longingly:
Lazy bastard, get a job and buy your own!
Give it to them, their need is greater!
Split with them
Do an amazing magic trick which ends in the chocolate ending up in their pocket
Give it to them then tell everyone how generous you are
Give it to them then listen to all their troubles
Finish eating and pretend you haven't noticed
You and a friend are going to the cinema, but can't decide what film to watch:
Just don't go, who really gives a f*** anyway?
Watch what they want, it's worth it if it makes them happy
Work out a film that you'll both like
Turn it into a joke somehow
Make a scene about how hard done by you are
Give them some chocolate and let them tell why they're so desperate to see this film
Just go, it's not worth arguing about