How long could you last in Temple.
Life in Temple is strange, but could you live there every day?
If you see someone walk into the only store with a gun, you....
Walk out, fast!
Give them a strange look.
Ask them what they are hunting?
Tell them wher you saw a (what ever is in season)
Tell them more then they know about hunting and the gun they have.
You are on a dirt road at night, your speed is.....
as fast as you can go.
If you see someone burning tires, you.........
Call the EPA
Tell them to stop.
Look the other way.
Bring some of your own
Ask if you can have the metal for scrap.
If you see a truck with a deer on the hood,and you.......
Go PETA on their ass
Look at it and think,"murder"
You ask where they shot it.
you ask what type of gun they used
You take a photo of it with the kids for your next christmas card.
The first thing you drove was..........
A small truck
A tractor or skidder
during the Ice storm of 08' you
went to a hotel
went out of town for a few weeks
picked up a chainsaw and cleared your road
picked up the phonewires for scrap-metal
sat around in front of a wood stove
you think these questions are........
why would someone live like that?
you can understad a few of them
you understand all of them, and you don't get the joke.