Retarded Impossible Quiz

Completely Screwd up Questions, If you get more than 75% YOU ARE Jesus!

1 If you eat a bottle filled with orange juice without opening it, will you recieve the health benefits and orange gives you?
2 If a Chicken is running down the road at 3000 km/h and a clown is eating a carrot sandwhich at 6000 km/h how many aunts and uncles does Gerald have in his backpack?
3 My cereal cost me 500 dollars of Monopoly money
4 What do U do if a hobo throws and octopus at you
5 What do U think of when I say the word: Hypothroidism?
6 What do U think of this Quiz
7 What are you going to do now that you have finished this quiz?