Retarded Impossible Quiz
Completely Screwd up Questions, If you get more than 75% YOU ARE Jesus!
If you eat a bottle filled with orange juice without opening it, will you recieve the health benefits and orange gives you?
That depends what kind of orange juice is in the bottle
That depends what kind of Bottle the Orange juice is in
Only if the orange juice has grape juice in it
Only if the OJ has pulp in it
HAHAHA U can't EAT a bottle of OJ
No U choke and die on the bottle
No of course not, The orange juice has to be deep fried and pre chewed to give U health benefits
If a Chicken is running down the road at 3000 km/h and a clown is eating a carrot sandwhich at 6000 km/h how many aunts and uncles does Gerald have in his backpack?
42 because the chicken ate half of them and the clown ate the chicken
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
Well that all depends on the species of chicken it is
Depends how big Gerald's backpack is
hmmm... 3000+6000=...... 54 Aunts and Uncles if U count Gerald because he has a Niese
Trick Question!!! their not aunts and uncles... their really GRANDPARENTS!!!
My cereal cost me 500 dollars of Monopoly money
okay... but what's the question?
Yes it did
Really? I bought a cat with a disease with 900 money from Atlantis!!!
Was this cereal froot loops because froot loops give me cancer
excuse me are you completely retarded?
That's what Jesus would want us to do
That reminds me, U owe me 200 Monopoly dollars
What do U do if a hobo throws and octopus at you
I run away!
I catch it and throw it onto the ice at a Detroit Red Wings Game!
I throw it right back at him!
I throw a turtle at him and then steal his money and It will be funny because the hobo barely has any money
I draw him a pet dog and hope he leaves me alone
I burn him with my laser vision because I am Superman!
I freak out!!!
I get my gang of seagulls to go beat him up in his sleep with french fries and baloon animals!!!
What do U think of when I say the word: Hypothroidism?
Dude I SWEAR U HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM!
What do U think of this Quiz
Waste of Time
Ur such a retard! why did U even make this quiz!?
I hate U!
Marshmellows are good for your soul and they help you play the saxophone
Good for you!
What are you going to do now that you have finished this quiz?
Check my results duh!
I'm going to go eat some crackers
I'm going to go CONSUME some crackers
Post my great score on my profile!
do it again!!!!
Fist I will go outside and scream:"I will buy a polar bear a jacket!!!!" and then I will go make a guitar out of elastic bands
I'm going to go throw an octopus at a hobo
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters