How dead are you?
Are you dead, alive, comatose or somewhere inbetween? Find out here?
What is your heart rate like?
Beep, Beep, Beep
How are you feeling?
Fine, only bits keep dropping off me/I just get a bit dusty in sunlight...
What do you want most at the moment?
Sex/romance/food/spiritual fulfillment/a nice cup of tea...
A saline drip
Where are you now?
My room/house/office etc.
In my tomb/out terrifying people
In bed. Doing nothing.
What's your favourite song out of these?
You Have Killed Me
Girlfriend in a Coma
Who do you admire most?
Methulela... He lived to be ancient!
Death...without him I wouldn't be where I am today!
George W. Bush...you have to admire that guy's intellect...
Count Vlad the Impaler...my role model!
King Arthur...he's been sleeping for the past 1000 years!