How stupid is your brother?

I'm sure you all know how stupid your brother is by just looking at him, but if you answer these questions truthfully he might be more stupid than you thought!

1 does your brother smoke?
2 do you think he's gay?
3 is he older than you?
4 does he have a beard?
5 is he cool?
6 who is he named after?
7 does he play with you?
8 do you love him?