How Thick Are You?
Find out if your as thick as a lampost or as smart as a teacher!!!
If a plane crashes and every single person on the plane dies, how come 2 people are still alive?
they missed the flight
The 2 people where married
ermmm..... they had parachutes
do i care who died and who survived.....not really
A Farmer has 21 animals and all but 9 died.... how many animals are still alive??
If you only had 1 match and u were in a cold, dark room and you stumbled across a lamp, an oil lamp and a candle which would you light first?
Nothing, You have stumbled over
the oil lamp
I AM NOT BOVERED!!!!
How many months have 28 days?
none they all have 30 or 31!
:-O WE HAVE MONTHS???
You're 3rd place right now in a race. What place are you in when you pass the person in 2nd place?
do i care
if a doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long does it take you to finish all 3 pills??
errrr... half an hour
an hour and a half
How many Animal species did Moses take on the ark with him?
all of them