wat kind of badass r u?

wat kind of badass r u?

1 If a square head is bothering you what do you do?
2 If you confront a retard what do you do?
3 if you see a collin coming after you what do you do?
4 If your on a date and super ninja's come out of noware what do you do?
5 when you play Halo 3 and a noob is owning you what do you do?
6 you fail a test what do you do?
7 if you had a sniper rifle what would you do?