What are you the King of?

This quiz is to determine what the shit fuck you are the King of?

1 What would you do if a Turd won't go down in your cute neighbors apartment...?
2 What do you do if Tim Tebow comes to your house?
3 Of the choices, what is your favorite movie?
4 Do you cry while watching movies?
5 What is your favorite sport?
6 What is your favorite video game consol?
7 You laugh the hardest at...
8 Weapon of choice?
9 If you could have one wish, what would it be?
10 If you saw batman what would you do?
11 Geographic location of choice