What are you the King of?
This quiz is to determine what the shit fuck you are the King of?
What would you do if a Turd won't go down in your cute neighbors apartment...?
Freak out and try to use your Hands
Take the Robe off of the door, and use the coat hanger it was on to chop it up until it goes down.
Tell her "oopsie, I made a big Poopsie"
Get video footage with your phone so you can show the guys later, roll the dice and try to hook up anyways...
What do you do if Tim Tebow comes to your house?
Inform him that we are all over it, and can't wait to see his "success" in the NFL
Get a picture with him
Punch him in the face, and right D-Bag in the black smears under his eyes
Of the choices, what is your favorite movie?
The Polar Express
Do you cry while watching movies?
Especially if the score is good...
If its really romantic
I did at the end of Return of the King
What is your favorite sport?
What is your favorite video game consol?
Vintage shit man....
Xbox 360, and some PC action
You laugh the hardest at...
People getting hurt
Kittens and shit
Black comedies, and subtle humor
Weapon of choice?
A big fuckin gun
Use the environment man, pick up that waffle iron, or those tongs
Pillows, and silly stuffed animals
Is that Captain Planet?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?
To have any car, or house I want
To be able to Fly
For the environment to be kept safe
That I didn't feel like I needed a wish
If you saw batman what would you do?
Give him a thumbs up!
Give him a high five
"Yo, I custom made yo suit, gimme ten dollas fool!"
Geographic location of choice
Middle Earth bitches