How big is your butt?

Ah, the 21st Century. Retarded cartoons, the domination of first person shooters, sexaholics, AND that new fad of how your butt size can change the way the girls/guys like you!!!!!!

1 What does the opposite sex do when you turn your back?
2 When you sit on a bench or a chair where the back does not connect to the thigh area does the opposite sex.....
3 Do people notice your ass when they are walking next to you? (not behind, next)
4 How many relationships have you had?
5 (For adults only, click Never if you are under 18) What does your partner do when anal sex is situated?