How good are you at Call of Duty-4 or 5

Do you SUCK or do you...Not Suck (PWN)

1 What is the absolute noob gun for Cod 5?
2 What is The Noob Perks for COD's?
3 What is Micheal Myers?
4 Do you Glitch?
5 OMFG ZOMBIES!
6 Which map has no Glitches in COD 4