What Beard level do you have?
What level of awesome is your beard?
How long do you prefer it?
As little as possible, because you can't grow it.
Thick and short. Very thick.
As far out and as bushy as possible.
Short, trimmed, yet still full.
Down, wayyy down.
Doesn't matter, just as long as it's popular.
Thick and short, yet very bushy.
What are your excesories?
Bright, flashy, creative clothing, and a entourage of younger people.
Fine products and a nice button up shirt.
My legion of animal friends.
Some sunglasses, guitar, and anything else cool.
Bitchin' hats and probably a wand.
Flashy clothing, and an entourage of sluts.
Flannel, a belt, and the right tools are all i need.
How do you prefer the hair on the top of your head?
However i feel! HOO HOO!
Short, and thick, no one will buy products from someone with mesesy hair.
You can change your hair do?
Sometimes long, sometimes short, it changes as i grow older.
Why trim my hair? I should see if it can reach my beard. Or bum.
However i fell like. But with plenty of gel.
Medium length, for a smart man.
Why do you grow out your beard?
Because I'm not ignorant.
To keep fumes from cleaning products from reaching my nose.
To keep me warm during those cold winter months.
Because it really works on me. A lot.
To let people know i'm old.
Because i just didn't have the time to shave today.
It keeps me from eating to many woodchips.
How do people react to your beard?
"Is that a man or a woman?"
"I wish mine was like that."
"Don't hurt me!"
"Wow, that really works on him."
They come to expect it from you.
"THE HELL IS THAT?!?!"
What color is it?
Hard to tell.
OMG THERE IS NONE!