HOw smart are you?
If youre smart enough to make a facebook ur already pretty einsteiney
How many pancakes fit in a dog house?
0 cuz pigs dont swim
456 becuase thts a cool number
None cause washing machines can't fly!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz he felt like it, duh
cuz he thought he was eating corn
Cuz he had a heart attack
Because he died
Where did the pig drown?
Ocean, cuz pigs often swim here)
Whats the best Hockey team
If you had a pet aligater or crocidile what would you name it?
What would you rather be?
If youd die tomorrow what would you do on ur last day?
ROb a bank take 500 people hostage and shoot them all in your final minutes
Eat Pop tarts all day
Go on facebook and sob to everyone about ur last day on earth (which probably everbody wouldnt care anyways)
Jump off a helicopter into a foam pit
Become a ninja and kill the world