HOw smart are you?

If youre smart enough to make a facebook ur already pretty einsteiney

1 How many pancakes fit in a dog house?
2 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
3 Where did the pig drown?
4 Whats the best Hockey team
5 If you had a pet aligater or crocidile what would you name it?
6 What would you rather be?
7 If youd die tomorrow what would you do on ur last day?