How jew are you?

Will a top hat make your tight arse look fat?

1 There's a glint in the distance, what do you do?
2 Your invited to a private synagogue, what do you do?
3 What do you do if Isreal is mentioned?
4 You purchase an item which costs 48 cents with a 50 cent piece, what happens?
5 Your top hat falls off, what do you do?