How jew are you?
Will a top hat make your tight arse look fat?
There's a glint in the distance, what do you do?
Like all your best buddies, you herd over and crush a small lady with your stampeed......
You suck my tits.
You circumsize your self while suspended off the floor in hope of making money.
You bone the nearest thing with a hole, and don't even use protection!
Your invited to a private synagogue, what do you do?
Fly back to JEWresalum.
You devour all your money in fear of robbery.
You become a professional circumciser in the quest for more money.
What do you do if Isreal is mentioned?
You lay an egg in the hope of continuing your seed.
Your devil ears perk up.
You attach a pad lock to your computer in the hope of making internet banking safer.
You purchase an item which costs 48 cents with a 50 cent piece, what happens?
Your mourn the loss of your beloved 50 cents.
Your treasure the freddo frog til the day it becomes a collector item worth $2!!! money money money
You sue the joint for stealing not giving you change of 2 cents! The bastards!
Your begin breeding...
Your top hat falls off, what do you do?
Weep and burn all your notes, you dont know what this world is coming to!
It can't...i'm born with it, just like a limb...
Scream as your head bursts into fire, this is the first time its ever seen sunlight!