How farmer are you?
How much farmer is in your blood?....find out here!!
If somebody were to ask you a question and the outcome being"yes" how would you say it?
Whats your favourite tractor?
If somebody were tryin to steal one of your sheep what would you do?
Blow one of their limbs of with "big Bessy"
catch them ring the police...you cant afford to get into trouble and lose your farm
let them get away....its only a sheep!
The cows need cleaning out...what tool do you use?
Pitchfork (3 prongs)
Pitchfork (2 prongs)
Your crops seem to have a bug infestation....what do you do?
catch all of the bugs with a large net and eat them for tea
Use a sufficient bug spray
try to shoot all the bugs wit thout shotty...
A Stranger has been walking through your fields looking rather suspicious what do you do?
Go hunt them down with a land rover and scare the shit out of them
let the mad bull out of its pen to chase them off your fields
go and ask them politely what are they doing?
a fellow farmer has asked for your help do you...?
Help him out no questions asked
accept and ask him what your going to get out of it
tell him to piss of and hunt him down in your tractor