How Much Of A Douchebag Are You?
Time to know the ugly truth!
Choose from one of the following:
What do you look like?
A lot of tattoos
Wearing a polo
Buff and everything
Wearing a cap
Tend to listen to music - VERY LOUDLY
Tend to insult people a lot, even if you don't intend to
Tend to get in fights either verbally or physically
Tend to party like crazy and don't give a crap about hangovers or the morning after a party
Tend to be surrounded by girls and often refer to them as your bitches
What do you care most about? (Answer honestly, don't be sad and lie)
A stranger needs a dollar, what do you do?
Fight them because your money is yours and yours only!
Give them a dollar
Give them a dollar and say how awesome you are for doing so
Tell them to fuck off, attempting to show off your bad boy in front of that hot girl nearby
Throw them the dollar and laugh as though you feel powerful
2 or more girlfriends
4 or more girlfriends
6-10 more girlfriends
Well the last one was a one-night stand. Wait, what was her name again?
In your spare time, what do you do?
Talk to lotsa girls :)
Look at yourself in the mirror for more than 5 minutes
Shop for clothes you probably have a million of
Hook up with losta girls
Hang with your guys