How stupid are you?

If you want to know how stupid you really are, take this quiz!

1 How much would you pay for a free laptop?
2 A plane crashes on the boarder of iraq and iran. where do you burry the survivers?
3 You have 1 match and you are in a room with an oil lamp, a candle, a gas heater. Which do you light first?
4 Do/did you like school?
5 You are 86 years old and live next door to a local primary school. How do you get there?
6 You are on a boat and your friend falls into the sea. You....
7 Do you think that this quiz is good?