How much of a twat are you ?

How much of a twat are you ?

1 If a friend needed help you would...
2 If your friends car was stolen how would you react ?
3 If one of your family went on the x-factor and didn't ge through you would say...
4 If you go to the cinema and the guy infront of you kepps talking what would you do ?
5 If your best mate got battered and it was one of your family who did it you would ?