How Much Do You Enjoy Working For Acme?
Find out how much you REALLY LOVE your job!
Do you enjoy old smelly people?
I make faces behind their backs
They are really nice
Soap is on Aisle 15 Sir...
What is a "Bad Day" for you?
Slipped on customer poop on the floor
Having a bag break and eggs fall out
Not getting a GOT card
cleaned up customer poop on the floor
What would you do if Acme went bankrupt?
Go on unemployment for years
Go straight to Shoprite
What is your Dream Job?
Actor, Rockstar, Talk show host
Cleaning poop off of toilets, floors,etc..
Sports star, Prostitute, Drug Dealer
What is the worst Department to work in?
GM, Customer Service, Groc
Dairy,Frozen Food, Floral
Meat, Deli, Bakery