How Gay Are You?
SHOWS PEOPLE IF THEY ARE GAY
When you first meet someone, what do you first notice?
Their fashion sense
Their "great personality"
Their physical appearance.
You answer the phone by saying:
"So, like, oh my gosh, how are you?"
"O...MY...GODDDDDDDDDD!, HOW ARE YOU"
When you have free time you:
Watch "The Hills"
Play a Instrument
Play Computer Games
The last time you were at a party, you:
Sat in the corner like a little emo bitch and cried about how "hard your life is." (suck it up)
Played "truth or dare."
Hit on every single person there. (of the opposite gender, of course)
Made a fool of yourself.
Members of the opposite sex generally think of you as:
A whore, giving it and taking it when ever "it" is around you.
Kool and Funny
Being hot, but a total douche.
The greatest thing since sliced bread.
When alone, you:
Call someone hot, make them sweat!
Think about cooking.
Talk to your imaginary friend.
Touch yourself... And cry.
Play video games.
Which quote below best pertains to you?
"I like it anywhere you'll stick it."
"You want it, come and get it"
"Alsta La Vista Baby"