How happy are you, really?

This quiz will analyse important facets of your life to determine how happy how actually are, not how happy you think you are.

1 You find an axe embedded in your head. You:
2 An angry circus troupe is after you. You:
3 How happy do you think you are?
4 Your dog has just exploded. How does this make you feel?
5 The police are after you. You:
6 On a scale of one to ten.