What kind of a pumpkin are you?????

From first place winners to the pieces of crap that stay in the field all year, what are YOU?

1 How orange are you?
2 How would you feel if a young family took you home and only used markers, not knives, to make your face?
3 Do you have a big stem or a little stem?
4 Where would you like to be displayed?
5 How do you want your expression?
6 When do you wish to be disposed of?
7 How do you wish to be disposed of?