How much of an awkward one art thou?

This quiz determines how awkward you are.

1 How many things would you burn before you realize you are insane?
2 If you jumped in a dumpsster, what would be the item you primarily want?
3 If you were in Yankee Stadium, the dumbest thing you could do would be...
4 If you blew up a mall, your next move would be:
5 If you got a Porsche, would you:
6 If you were given a can of soda, would you:
7 If you fell off a cliff, what would you say before ground impact?