How long would you survive a scientologist attack?

Scientologists are creepy... You should be afraid of their attack... How long would you survive?

1 What is your weapon of choice?
2 Pick a car
3 How often do you shower?
4 What is your favorite drink?
5 What is your favorite animal?
6 What is your favorite food?
7 Where would you camp out?
8 If you had a mansion for one day... What would you do with it?
9 What is your favorite sport