How Awesome Are You?

Are you awesome, or just a plain old hobo who lives in a 30 cm sewage pipe and is forced to share it with a faggot rat???

1 Clothes?
2 How do you eat your tuna?
3 What would you wish for if you met a magical wishing cat who could fly, but you threw a brick at it to get it down in the first place and it was angry?
4 What is 1 + 1?
5 QUICK! WHICH IS THE AWESOMEST!
6 Fancy Dress Party!
7 Which do you like the most?
8 True of False? $10 sundaes are awesomer than the day Sunday.