Would Chuck Norris be proud of you?

If he was alive... wait he is alive. He's always alive.

1 Do you have a beard?
2 What would you do if someone took your sunglasses?
3 How many of Chuck's abilities do you know?
4 Do you even know what a real roundhouse kick is?
5 Do you eat lots?
6 Do you have any pets?
7 Do YOU think Chuck would be proud of you?