Would Chuck Norris be proud of you?
If he was alive... wait he is alive. He's always alive.
Do you have a beard?
Yes, it's massive.
No, I'm a girl.
No, it looks bad.
What would you do if someone took your sunglasses?
I don't need sunglasses.
I'd wait for the person to come back.
I'd roundhouse kick them.
I would stare at them until they got struck by lightening.
How many of Chuck's abilities do you know?
All of them.
There's no way to tell how many he has because nobody can get close enough to check.
Do you even know what a real roundhouse kick is?
Yes, but it's too difficult to accurately describe because nobody's ever seen it and lived to tell the tale.
Sure, it's when you turn around and kick someone.
Do you eat lots?
I can live for a year without food if I need to.
Do you have any pets?
Everyone in the world is my pet.
Yes, a cute dog/cat/bird.
Yes, something else.
Do YOU think Chuck would be proud of you?
Of course he would.
I don't care what he thinks because I would own him any day.