Are you a boy racer?
Take this test to see if you really are a boy racer or not!
When driving down residential streets, do you
stick to the speed limit
Perhaps go 5/10mph over the speed limit
Drive at the speed limit whilst making Formula 1 car noises
Drive as fast as your car will let you
Drive as fast as you can, but keep an eye out for cops
Keep the car in 3rd gear,and keep accelerating quickly
How are you positioned when driving?
Bolt upright with both hands on the wheel
Slightly laying down with one hand on the wheel
Leaning back so you can hardly touch the steering wheel
Slightly laying back with both hands on the wheel
Laying down whilst leaning nearly out of the window with your left hand on the wheel
If a car behind you, that is clearly not a police car, flashes its beam, what do you do?
Assume he wants to race and floor it
Flip the rear-view mirror downward so you can no longer see him
Speed up slightly, hoping to make the gap bigger
Look around for police, and floor it
Keep at the same speed
Slow down just to piss him off.
If you thought someone was following you, what would you do?
Keep going round in circles at a roundabout until he got bored and drove off
Call the police and stay on the phone with them
Drop a gear, and floor it.
Pull the handbrake and head the opposite direction
Slam your brakes on causing them to smash into you
Weave through traffic to lose him
If a boy racer pulled up next to you at the lights and started revving would you
Put your handbrake on and put it in neutral
Get your car up to 2000rpm, ready to pull away
Keep revving your car ready to pull away
Try not to make eye-contact with the boy racer
Forget the lights were red and floor it
Look around for police, then floor it regardless to red light
If 2 other cars went flying past you, would you
Look around for police, and catch up with them
Floor it, and overtake them
Think to yourself "I hope they crash!"
Start to catch them up, but forget it if they get too far ahead
Call the police and report them
The roads are wet, but someone blatently wants to race you, do you
Pull over and let them pass
Drop a gear and floor it
Start racing, but slow right down for corners
Start racing, and never slow down
Race, but back off when your car starts losing control
Look out for police, then floor it
Keep driving as normal