Which random saying are you?

are you a farm? Or a flying monkey squirrel? Or maybe you are so boring you just aren't worthy of a random phrase...haha no that would be mean!!!! All these phrases are said by me and my friends, so thanks to them, you get to find out!!!! And try to resist sniffing my gram!

1 Your best friend ever asks you how your day was, but it was actually the worst day of your life. What do you say?
2 Food time. Eat now. Pick one, considering none of these have calories ;)
3 Which one describes your personality?
4 Which are you most likely to do while waiting in line?
5 Someone who is allegedly related to you but you've never met dies. What are you going to wear to the funeral?
6 Quick pick one!