How safe are you?

See how safe you are in the world, or how much of an ABSOLUTE LOSER you are.

1 When you're smoking a bifta, do you try to...
2 You walk past another guy casually, do you...
3 When greeting a friend, what do you say?
4 You're in a local night club, a girl you've been admiring comes to speak to you, do you..
5 Your mum catches you tugging one off... do you...