How safe are you?
See how safe you are in the world, or how much of an ABSOLUTE LOSER you are.
When you're smoking a bifta, do you try to...
Use as least skins as possible
I don't like drugs, I only drink.
Fuck a bifta! Vaporizer clart!
I only smoke cigarettes.
I don't drink, smoke or do drugs.
You walk past another guy casually, do you...
Nod at him, casually looking in his direction.
Say "safe" under your breath, hoping he'll hear you.
Go right up to him and ask him if he wants to buy a draw.
Ask him where he's from
Ask him if he wants to go for a drink
Cross the road so you don't have to make contact
When greeting a friend, what do you say?
Top of the morning to you
Alright clart, how the fuck's it been spa?
You're in a local night club, a girl you've been admiring comes to speak to you, do you..
Ignore her, she has cooties
Attempt to speak, but stutter because you're uneasy about the situation
Ask her if she smokes bud and wants to go back to yours to hoof it.
Ask to buy her to buy you a drink
Tell her you love her.
Comment on some part of her body, complimenting her.
Your mum catches you tugging one off... do you...
Carry on tugging, it's her fault. PRIVACY MAN!
Turn to her and ask "What do you expect?"
Ask her to pass you some tissue.
Scream and run in to the bathroom.
Casually do your trousers/jeans up and claim you were "rearranging"
Turn up your porno, speed up the tempo and have a drag of that spliff.