Will you get your grandma outta that wheelchair???

We all ask ourselves: "Will I EVER get Granny out of that damn wheelchair?" I have the Big ol' Fat Answer!! [DUN-DUN-DUUUUN...]

1 PICK A FLOWER.
2 PICK A COLOUR!
3 You motherfucker?
4 Did you die yesterday!
5 How many toes has your grandma got?