The most RANDOM quiz ever!

find out whatever, whenever, however...what was i saying?

1 elephants or monkeys?
2 do you like chocolate?
3 glass X bubble wrap / hammer
4 a very merry unbirthday to you!
5 on a scale of -2 to 1,000,000,000,000.539 how much do you love haberdashery?
6 who am i?
7 finally the last question...