How DEADLY is your LAMEFACE =|?

This quiz is an amazing tool used to measure how INTENSE and DEADLY your LAMEFACE =| is. You will be able to find out if your LAMEFACE is of Chuck Norris strength, you manly man, or of butterfly strength, you wuss. BEGIN.

1 When you get mad, how mad do you get?
2 What do you do when someone dies?
3 If you would rob a bank, what weapon would you choose?
4 Cookie?
5 I need a kidney. No reason why, I just need one. You:
6 ...So, can I have that kidney?
7 You come home to find Kim Jong Il taking a dump on your living room couch. What do you do?