I can guess your gender.
I bet I can figure out your gender...
Is the phenomenon of PMS understandable or an evil?
Ya know, it happens. What can you do?
Ugh. PMS is unfair.
PMS IS SENT FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
How would you respond if you found your lover with someone else?
See if I could join!
Be confused, then angry, then kick them where it REALLY hurts.
I want to LICK him.
It's 4th down and 2, 4th quarter with 12 seconds left at the 5. Second string QB is in, and the defense is shaky. Do you go for the 6?
Depends. Are we talking a David Akers kicker or a Dan Marino QB?
Yeah, go for it. If their D is shaky, and you're confident enough to put in your second string QB, you probably don't even need the 6.
I know this is football, but...
So, he was like, "Fuck you" and I was like "Ex-squeeze me??" and he was like "No!" and I was like "BITCH!"
What?! Aww HHHEEEELLLLL nnnoo!!
OMG. Did you call your beffie and totally spill?
ACDC, Def Leppard, Skynyrd, or NSYNC?
Psh. Kanye, fa sho.
Damn. They're all pretty good...except for that last one...
NSYNC, oh so TOTALLY!!
Cherry for me please!!
Oh, I'm watching my figure. No thanks!