How Random Are You?

Only those with the mind of a true lunatic combined with that of a logic genious can get 100%

1 You see monkeys on a scooter ride past you.
2 Bannana ice cream gorrila rock leprochaun
3 How many toquitos fit in a microwave?
4 There's a cake sitting in a room. There's a 50% chance that it's a lie. Do you eat it?
5 Question:
6 Your compter got a virus and froze
7 I saw a scooter