What will you get arrested for?
Take this test to see what you will most likely be arrested for.
Do you bring money when you go to the store?
Isn't that what a bag is for?
No, I already spent it on my reefer.
I hardly have money to buy my sexy clothes.
Only if it's CUTCO.
I'm usually not allowed in stores.
What's your favorite song?
Throw it in the bag by Fabulous and The-Dream
Because I got high by Afro Man
Baby got back by Sir Mix A Lot
Anything by ICP.
Naked by Avril Lavigne.
What's your favorite piece of clothing?
I have so much nice stuff, I don't even know.
My Bob Marley shirt.
My playboy shirt.
Anything that doesn't have blood on it.
Who wears clothes?
Where do you go on your free time?
The biggest mall I can find.
A dark alley.
My street corner.
Anywhere with a lot of people.
What's your favorite TV show?
To Catch a Theif to laugh at the unexperienced people.
Anything but Intervention.
Criminal Minds to get ideas.
I'm never inside.
What's on your mind?
Let's make a jewel-run.
Let's get stoned.
SEX SEX SEX SEX, mmmmm.
Dude, where's my knife?
I wonder who wants to see my body next?
What's your favorite color?
Purple like an adrenaline rush.
Color doesn't matter, as long as I'm gettin' that money.