What Football Postition are you?
find out where you should be on the pitch
you in front of goal with just the keeper to beat, what do u do?
fancy flick an nod it in the net
infront of there goal?
fancy flik and put it over
ask the guy next to me
shout lots at the ball and will it in the net
what do you do with the ball in the middle of the park?
run towards the box and skin half the team befor shooting at the keeper
long ball, let some1 else do the running
thats the penalty spot rite?
slide rule pass to the striker
jump ahd cheere, i have the ball
spin up my arse and take a shot from the edge of the circle
there striker is 1 on 1 with your keeper, what do u do?
let some1 else deal with it, too far to run back there
chase him down and steel the ball off him
make my self big and charge him when he gets to the box
slide in and give away a penalty
why was he aloud thru in that position anyway?
what do you do at half time?
go and congratulate myself on my goal while the manager is shouting at the team about being 3-1 down
go to dressing room and listen to words of wisdome from the gaffer
do some drills, keep your self sharp
suffer from the hairdryer effect
go warm up, its the onlytime i will get on the park
pie and bovril me thinks
fans are waiting on you out side to sign there program
ignore them, im better than them
take time to sign, im here because of them
talk to the fans but dont risk writers cramp, need my hands
sing them. i love my fans
they know who i am. woop
why do they want my autograph?