can u awnser this quiz (no)

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1 what do you get if you shove a ipod up a cows arse???
2 what is 1 + 1 ???
3 if some random guy flicked in the face you wat would u do ??
4 I HATE YOU
5 pick a number lucky guesse
6 do you smoke
7 someone throws a tv at you what do you do