How Random Are You?!
Found out how random you are! ...Nipples on beans
You mate asks you what you thought of the show last night, and you reaply...
Yeh.. was awesome
Show me what?
It made my Rofl Chopter go Swoi Swoi Swoi Swoi Swoi Swoi Swoi Swoi
Ahh crap i missed it
i watched a lotof shows last nght m8...
Nah.. To busy on LOLCATS.com.. they make me rofls my ninja patatoes
You walk into KFC and you ask for..
well..a KFC or i wouldnt be there
What was the name of the chicken you are about to eat
Can i speack the guy with the white beard, hair and glasses please?
Big mac please m8
walk up to the counter..cough.. leave a penny and walk out
walk in with a sign saying "stop eating animals" and then order a KFC bucket
Your having your break at school or work and your mate is eatign a banana.. you...
get a massive grin on your face
say "Bananas are a great sorce of potassium"
Start singing "Bananas In Pyjamas"
Your walking along and you notice a random looking at you..you...
Say "can i help you"
Say "Fuck off"
Carry on walking
Try to stare him out
Look at him for a few seconds..when wink at him
Lick you lips at him
When your mate slides over onto his/her ass you...
Say " have a nice trip?"
Say "carefull...its a bit slipery"
tea-bag them for the lols
Help them up
Ask them if they are ok