Are you a Pre-cum baby?

Determines if you were one of the inferior, slow sperms left over from the time before haha

1 Are You Nathan Bartlett, Troy Cousins or Aaron Coveney?
2 What is the Name of Metallicas lead guitarist?
3 What is Smegma
4 What did the chicken say to the turkey?
5 What is Slash's Real Name
6 Who The fuck is Alice?
7 Who, or what is The Mystical Jimmy Fretshredder
8 Are you cruel to animals