How smart are you?

*Warning: This quiz may cause excessive blinking, enlarged eyeballs, and in some cases having the urge to eat wood* DO NOT USE A DICTIONARY!!!! DON'T BE A LITTLE CHEATER, AND GROW UP!

1 What is a "Syntax error"?
2 What is "Portamento"
3 Choose which answer contains REAL programming languages
4 When typing HTML, what format do you use to open and close tags?
5 With AppleScript, do you have to end a "Tell" clause?