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Please go around the livestock in a clockwise direction
Good Bye, Hasta la Vista, Duh !
I like to practice whistling in my car and other public places
Do it all the time - can't understand the strange looks I get
No - what do you think I am crazy
Slow down you are moving to fast
It's noon, morning, afternoon, whatever
Darn you dog - I meant it when I said Time - now you better lie down
Oh good, time for a nap
Go around your sheep to the right
Leave me alone - you are annoying me - get away
My favorite thing to due on a weekend is
Get up early, go to a big sheep poop filled field and work my dog
Sleep in, relax, maybe catch a movie