How much do you know about Chuck Norris?
How much do you know about chuck Norris?
Who wheres Chuck Norris pajamas to bed?
Superman and company
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
They looked funny at Chuck Norris. once
They challenged Chuck Norris to a dual
They looked funny at Chuck Norris, twice.
They were hit by a meteor.
something about cheese.
What is the chief export of Chuck Norris?
Pain and Blood, and more pain. sarcastic half true "facts"
pain, blood, pain, pain.
bloody noses, and broken toes.
A sandwich, nuckle sandwich.
Who can beat Chuck Norris?
How fast can Chuck Norris Run?
so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
faster than the flash
really really fast
faster than a rabbit
im faster than that!!!!
When will the world end?
When Chuck Norris gets really really angry
When Chuck Norris wants it to end
When Chuck Norris dies
Chuck Norris cant die, can he?
Arnold Swartznaeger has a Chuck Norris poster, right?
no, he is too afraid.
yes, it is is role model
yes, it looks good on the wall with his fist mark on it.
no, it was too expensive
thats not how you spell Swartznaeger!!!!! or is it?
How does Chuck Norris make coffee?
Chuck Norris doesn't need coffee, or sleep, or anything else that mortals do.
shear will power
he forces hardened criminals to do it for him
he doesn't like coffee
Can I have some coffee?
How many people can Chuck Norris fight, and win?
7 1/2 billion
europe maybe Asia if Australia helps out.
none, i can whip his srry behind.
Do you think Chuck Norris will kill you tonight?
If he wishes, CHuck Norris can do anything
I hope not, but he can
Chuck Norris wont, im his kid.
maybe, but he doen't know where i live.
no, i can kill him with one pinky.
What does Chuck Norris know that no one else does?
the final digit of pie, and the face of the guy who plays the san diego chicken
the secret identity of Superman
Where you live
I like pie and KFC!!!