What were you in another life?
This will probably shock you... if not, you need help.
How do you eat toast?
What? I smell toast??
No toast... just gimme the butter.
What's your favorite book?
Martha Stewart - Home Decorating Tips
Lord of the Rings
Anything by Dan Brown
What's more likely to itch?
My dorsal fin.
Anywhere I sweat.
How hairy are you?
So long as it's pretty...
Chest hair only.
Spikey and slick.
Where DON'T I have hair??
If you were in prison, what would be your ideal cellmate?
Anyone, so long as they aren't meaty.
Anyone!! I'll take em all!!
The greasy ones.
The one who can't hold onto the soap.
The clean guy.
The athletic one.
What's the most believable religion?
What do you see when you look at a cloud?
They're all lovely.
I don't know... I have a rash...
If a butterfly flaps it's wings in China, what would happen in the US?
Doesn't matter, it's adorable.
Does butter really fly??
I turn into a raccoon.
What the hell?? The Chinese are taking over!!