Which fucking type of reference book are you?

Figure out which goddamn kind of reference book fits your personality, wanker!

1 You're reading a fucking awesome book, like the bible, and you come across a passage you don't understand. What in god's holy name do you do?
2 You're at a fucking awesome restaurant, like Senor Peppers, and you wonder if you should order a certain item. How do you fucking resolve this?
3 You're walking to a fucking awesome school, like KU, and a weird-fucking-ass animal gets in your path! Whatcha gonna do?
4 You're petting a fucking awesome cat, like our fucking cat, and it farts in your face. How do you handle this shit?
5 You're listening to some fucking awesome music, like Lips of an Angel by Hinder, and your headphones go dead. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. How does your peabrain handle this?
6 You're playing a fucking awesome song on Rockband, like Visions, and you fall down the stairs like a whore with no balance. How do you keep yourself from looking like an ass?