How likely is it that you will die tomorrow?
Will you die tommorow?
How often do you fall over?
Im on the floor right now...help
All the time...aaarrghh!!
I never fall over
So many times I've forgotten which way's up
I don't actually count
341 times a week on average
Where are you?
On the floor
Have you ever killed anyone? (even by accident)
ummmm...well there's Luigi, Don, Mr. Cappelo...
Well, as of 1 minute ago, 21
Are you planning on going bungee jumping tommorow?
Im a professional bungee jumper, so yes
I do it all the time
Only one of these answers will mean you don't die...choose wisely
Are you upside down?
I think so
There is no no
Why are all the lights on the floor?
I always lie...but am I telling the truth?
No because he is lying when he said he always lies but he doesn't always lie...BOOYAHKASHA!!
Do u know how long it took me to figure that other one out?!