How retarded are you? 100% accurate

Hi this is a quiz to tell you how retarded you are if you are absolutly smart you will umm.... i donno. 100% accurate

1 If you were a tomato what kind of taste would it have?
2 Do you want to marry your eraser?
3 Do you eat candy out of you underwere?
4 Are you a female or male?
5 Are these questions retartded?
6 Can you understand these questions?