can u understand stupid questions?

test your stupidness on a great scale. there is no point to the quiz.

1 If you have ketchup and mirrors, how many times can you watch law and order?
2 how many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde?
3 what do u need to know when its chowder time
4 shapow
5 down was written by who
6 good luck with this one
7 cuasidnish