Students v's Bouncers
Ultimate battle of Good v's Evil ?
You finish your drink and have an empty glass/bottle in your hand. Do you..
Throw it over your head into a crowd.
Break it off the nearest student.
Put it down on a table/bar.
Put it down on a table/bar. And then save a puppy from a burning building.
Shh ! I'm watching the Telly.
A stranger faints in front of you, do you...
Get your mate to take a pic while you piss on their head.
Chuck 'em out the back door for making a mess.
Ask a staff member for medical help.
Use your medical knowledge to help them.
I like peas !
Mother Theresa is in the queue for a student nightclub(oh shut up, it could have happened) Do you...
Pinch her arse.
'Stop' her for being smelly.
Let her take your place in the queue, she's kinda hot.
Phone the Vatican to find out if she likes R&B or house music?You never know, she's kinda hot.
Dream of kissing a wall.
The Zombie Invasion finally happens.Do you...
Not care,Daddy has money.
Not care,I can bench press students.
Tool up, get beer and have a party.
Tool up,save a cat in a tree then get beer and have a party.
You wake up one morning to find you have Superpowers!Do you...
Change your name to Cpt.Mingemaster and ruin every party in the world.
Build the biggest club in the world, and let no one in.
Bench press Mt.Everest !!
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